Category: China is

Ba Da Ling, Ba Da Lang, Ba Da Loom!

building a railroad to your hometown.

an old man in the Springtime.

wearing English as fashionably and fluently as the US wears Chinese.

the most important country in the world.

"beautiful", "interesting", "delicious" and "kind."

the economy's new life and the rivers' slow death.

Phoenix freon and Vegas neon.

the white-bearded Taoist fortuneteller whose cel phone ringtone is the theme from Mission: Impossible.

a can of Coke offered to a Buddhist shrine.