Category: China is

Gucci, Prada, Armani, and Mao.

a government controlled propaganda machine accusing foreign media of bias.

a Communist country where family is the national religion.

working to make English international and Mandarin interstellar.

a priority proportional to its population.

straight guys who walk their poodles.

people in public parks at night who are all unarmed.

stairs and stairs and stares and stares.

not this.

where the panda is famous but the monkey is king.