Category: China is

spending their first day of January 2009 anxiously awaiting New Year's Eve 4707.

the east is red suited fat old foreign men with beards.

Christmas Communists.

black haired, black eyed, small nosed, short lao3nei4.

the sick man of Asia turned world-class champion athlete.

noisy small talk from people who are quiet about everything else.

the most harmonious police state in the world.

welcoming the nations of people who have committed astounding human rights violations against her in the forgotten past.

smoking cigarettes in the world's most polluted cities.

father government, mother tradition, son and daughter citizen.