Category: China is

everything she needs to keep herself down.

an Asian coach, an international player, and its own judge.

superpower is as superpower does.

loving 8, fearing half of 8, and preferring double eight over just 1 eight.

capable of anything in the world but an original idea.

Hu's on first, What's on second and Idunno's on third.

the chicken that lays the golden eggs.

inventing the compass 2300 years ago, but waiting until the 21st century to navigate.

unlikely to follow the US example of unilateral strike but likely to purchase the US debt that funds the war.

restaurants worldwide.