win in love, lose in war

OK I’ve lost a bet and now must make an online confession that someone thinks is pretty damn funny:
When I go to Starbucks I sometimes pick up some extra napkins and forget to return them. Well, actually I don’t return them on purpose. Actualy I go to Starbucks whenever I’m low on napkins. I go there and order the cheapest coffee and when I’m adding milk at that little milk stand area they have, I pick up a small handful of napkins. Then I drink my over priced coffee like everyone else. I look cool like everyone else. Then I go home with the napkins.
And sugar. I get my sugar that way too.